As much as we love toast and hot tea,

Toasters and kettles we need not twenty-three!

We'll be building our new home

in a small and basic bachelor,

but our taste is curious
and we're very picky with colour.

Although we'll be around

and here today,

Ambitions, dreams, and calling

may tell us not to stay.

so to help us on our journey

dear family dear friend,

a cash gift is most appreciated
{ hope this does not offend! }